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Another TV season goes by and another list of potential boyfriends.  There is quite the list of new comers this year and across a wide spectrum of genres.  It was a hard choice but here is my list from 10 to the big winner!  Needless to say I would settle for any of the 10 listed below.

10.  Gloria  - Modern Family
still not technically a boy but WOWSER especially in the cross over purple top

Pros: she's hot hot hot, a sure fire in with any Columbian drug cartel,

Cons:not technically a boy, kind of married, a bit crazy

9.  Varro - Stargate Universe
He's not a thug Richard

Pros: one of the few who looks hot in leather pants, was bad turned good all for the love of a blond...I’m a blond

Cons: did belong to a group of thugs who tried to invade earth, also in stasis for the next 3 years

8.  Gannicus  - Sparticus - Gods of the Arena

Pros:  totally fit, the hero of Capua, handy with a sword, pretty sure to defend your honour
Cons: has a really dangerous job, probably has syphillus from all the whores,not sure how often he washed,

7.  Everett Young – Stargate Universe

Pros: totally sexy voice, in charge of an enormous spaceship travelling through the universe

Cons: in charge of an enormous spaceship travelling through the universe, got fellow soldier up the duff and has acted weird about it every since.  On the other side of the universe and now in stasis for 3 years

6.  Jorah – Game of Thrones

Pros:  looks totally fit in his armour, very dedicated and loyal, looks totally fit in his armour

Cons: outcast from his homeland, kind of a servant to a horse lord, in love with the daughter of a dragon who is much more lovely than I

5.  Coach – Friday Night Lights

Pros:  can tell a story with his eyes (TB would be so proud), quite sexy in a football coach kind of way,

Cons: married to Tammy who is totally awesome, lives in Texas, was a bit selfish to Tammy in season 5

4. Peter – Fringe

Pros: he’s adorable and have loved him since his days as Pacey, very smart, very loving as lives with his drug addled father

Cons:  totally dropped the ball when he didn’t realise he was shagging the alternative Olivia –DUH, has also disappeared  -WTF?

3. Jon Snow – Game of Thrones

Pros: he is totally handsome, handy with his sword, owns a totally cute/killer dog, looks great with a fur collar esp when riding a horse

Cons: bastard son, is stuck on the Wall and can’t have sex EVER (what is that all about?), no real future that doesn’t involve suffering and hardship...and winter coats

2.  Rob Stark – Game of Thrones

Pros:  came out of nowhere and would have been my number 1 but Richard saw him first, adorable sexy curls, king of the North, very determined/noble

Cons: high risk of death, leading an army to kill off the biggest army in all of ‘???? Throneland???, probably too busy for a booty call

1.  Raylan  - Justified

Fav line:  other cop ‘ you got to shot at your own daddy’  Rayland ‘ it wasn’t as fun as I thought it would be’

Pros: whats not a pro?  Sexy, hardnosed, good with a gun, is really Timothy Olyphant, his totally hot,

Cons: has had dubious taste in women in the past, always has someone trying to kill him, doesn’t say much

Well, I have to say that although I am loving most of the TV I have been watching there hasn't been much boyfriend material going.  I feel that I am having to 'make do' but here goes

Starting from number the bottom

10.  Gloria - Modern Family

Pros - have you seen her figure?  She is GORGEOUS and totally lust-tastic, knows how to use a gun

Cons - not a boy, doesn't seem to have a job, knows how to use a gun

9.  Crackers/Spartypants

Pros -  very noble and would do anything for their 'love',  totally and completely fit, look good even when sweaty and covered in sand

Cons - lived in something BC, have dangerous jobs, Poor Andy has cancer and won't be back for season 2, Crackers was in my bad books until the final 2 eps of season 1. 

8.  Don Draper - Mad Men

Pros - suave, sophisticated, must be good in the sack based the number of affairs he has had

Cons - has bratty kids, always screwing around, drinks and smokes way too much so life expectancy is cut in half

7. Agent Carter  - Eureka

Pros - super cute, looks hot whilst having 'ground hog day' experience in shower, lives in town full of super cool gadgets

Cons - pron to mooning over love interest, has turned super boring in this new season

6.  Jack Donaghy - 30 Rock

Pros - I LOVE Jack, he is hilarious and 40 day habit voice - lovin' it

Cons - is a bit OCD about microwaves and ovens, slightly neurotic about ex-wife

5.  Varro - Lucian Allicance - SGU

Pros - have you seen his body...need I say more?  well his voice...drips sex with every word

Cons - he is technically the enemy, currently stuck on ship 4,00000000000000 light years away,

4.   Everett Young - SGU

Pros - his voice...love it., his bed rumpled hair

Cons - quite messed up with divorce, lost illegitimate baby, had to kill colleague, constantly averting danger.

3.  Peter/Pacey - Fringe

Pros - as cute as a button, super smart

Cons - must be super dunce if he hasn't noticed he has been shagging the WRONG Olivia - come on its SOO OBVIOUS

2.  Castle - Castle

Pros - loaded, funny, totally cute, use to be Mal my long time favourite T10TVboyfie

Cons - not as good as Mal/Firefly, still lives with his Mom

1.  *Back at the Top*- Coach - Friday Night Lights

Pros - I love the Coach..more said with one twitch of his eyebrow than most say in 100 words.

Cons - he lets his snarky daughter be quite mean to him ...but otherwise perfect. 

Over to you Richard!

Check out the characters Gilly and Lucas

1)      Favorite color?

Lucas – green because of Gilly’s eyes           

Gilly – Green because of her eyes and the old green Mustang car that Lucas had given her as a gift that matches her eyes.

 2) Favorite Book?

Lucas – “Stone Cold” by David Baldacci

Gilly – “Naked in Death” by JD Robb

3) Favorite Author?

Lucas –David Baldacci

Gilly –JD Robb

 4) Languages Spoken?

Lucas – English

Gilly – English and Gaelic

 5) First Job?

Lucas – CIA

Gilly – Working in an automobile repair shop fixing old cars

 6) Current Job?

Lucas - Special Agent for an untitled government agency

Gilly - Special Agent for an untitled government agency as well as a robotics specialist subcontractor who builds robots for DARPA (a government research agency)

 7) Birthplace?

Lucas – born in New Hampshire

Gillt – born in Vermont

 8) If you could live anywhere, where would it be?

Lucas – Anywhere that Gilly lived.

Gilly – Anywhere in New England as long as it was within driving distance to her grandfather

 9) Best Vacation?

Gilly & Lucas – Their honeymoon in Ireland

 10) Hobbies?

Lucas and Gilly – Restoring antique muscle cars

11) Favorite Movie? 

Gilly & Lucas – Bruce Lee’s movie “Game of Death”

 12) Favorite type of Food?

Gilly – Brick oven pizza

Lucas – Anything he can cook on the grill

 13) Favorite Place to Eat?

Gilly & Lucas – Her grandfather’s Irish pub named after Gilly

 14) How do you take your steak?

Lucas - Medium

Gilly – Medium-well

 15) Bad Habits?

Gilly – Walks around the house naked. (With the curtains open)

Lucas – Leaves the toilet seat up.

 16) One thing you can't live without?

Lucas – can’t live without Gilly

Gilly – can’t live without brick oven pizza, ice cream, and Lucas

 17) Nicknames/Alias?  

Gilly’s real name is Maureen. Her nickname is Gilly due to her last name being Gillman.

 18) Philosophy on life?

Gilly & Lucas – Life is too short. Live it and take care of the others around you when you do.

 19) Best Advice you were ever given?

Gilly – from her grandfather “Accept who you are, don’t run from it. You have a gift.”

Lucas – from Gilly’s grandfather “Listen with your heart, not your mind.”
 

Check out the giveway.

Carolyn Crane - who not only writes some kick ass fantasy but is SOOOOOO NICE and is even following me on Twitter.  I could freak.  It is exciting.  

Vicki Petterson - a Carolyn recommendation.  Not afraid to have some truly terrible things happen to her hero/heroines.

Well...Patricia Briggs isn't new to me but she has just re-released her first two books (well I think first and third  - but series).  I LOVED them.  I can't believe they weren't popular the first around.

Finally, the tensest of all Tense Fiction writers - Suzanne Collins with the Hunger Games series.  I LOVE LOVE LOVED them.  Such fantastic series.  I can't believe no one told me about them before.  I was completely blubsome at the end of each book and esp the final one.  I loved the series as much as I loved Tigana and the Saratime Mosaic (although saying that I didn't like the 1st book of the Saratine Mosaic as much as the 2nd...b/c of its grizzliness)

Now what am I going to read?